Have you ever had a mishap with the clothes that you were wearing? Tell us what happened.

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Yes. One time my jacket tried to push me out of a second-story window, but my shirt and my pants and my underwear and socks pulled me to safety. Jacket is dead to me now, and I know which of my clothes are my real bros.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

You sound wonderfully bonkers.