I'm bored tell me something funny ? :p

"If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving is not for you".

Bored?? Well you've come to the right place where everyone that's here is because they're bored. LOL Welcome!!!

LION KING: Why did Simba's dad die? Because he couldn't Mufasa

Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you.

I'm in a celebrity feud with Kate Beckinsale.

I'm boring so have nothing funny to say!

One good turn-- gets most of the blanket

You look pretty!