Is it true that Running was invented in 1779 by a Mr John Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time?

@MrGoodbar Probably be one and in all seriousness though most men feel free to correct me and educate me into what they feel I should believe

@Saratzuke ahhh the classic mans-plain

@MrGoodbar I think Teslar invented running but Mr Running stole his invention and all the credit

@Saratzuke ROLF 🤣