10 things I know about you

1. You are reading this
2. You think I am ridiculous
3. You can not breath while holding your tongue out
5. You just tried that, and you look like a panting dog
6. You just skipped 4
7. You checked to see if there was a 4
8. You are now laughing at yourself
9. You will probably share this with someone

10.There is no 10 things