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HeteroDox · 36-40, F
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you release my Teddy Bear, that will be the end of it...
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
...if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will give the biggest wedgie ever."
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you release my Teddy Bear, that will be the end of it...
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
...if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will give the biggest wedgie ever."