Should I pull the fire alarm at work so I can go home early?

you mean you haven't already?

Wear gloves tho

and cost the tax payer about $230k? no, if it's a false alarm they put that on their little "nuisance" list.

then keep tabs on your boss.

If you live in the USA that would be a felony and not worth it.

UNEQUIVOCALLY NO !!!
......Get somebody else to do it !!