Are you a little bit of a dumbass?

A little bit? Pffft

I'm an expert dumbass. Or is it smartass? 🙄

Apparently. I’m still here.

A lot bit of a dumbass 😂

I'm a big dumbass

yes i am

Well the other day I was panicking because I couldn't find my phone and then I realized it was in my pocket. 🙃