Always remember......that the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. So keep safe and eat cake.

Let them eat brioche

“Let them eat cake” is the most famous quote attributed to Marie-Antoinette, the queen of France during the French Revolution. As the story goes, it was the queen’s response upon being told that her starving peasant subjects had no bread. Because cake is more expensive than bread, the anecdote has been cited as an example of Marie-Antoinette’s obliviousness to the conditions and daily lives of ordinary people.

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time...

gravy is not an energy drink 😕

To eat cake! 😍

Hobnobs will work equally well.

whatever you wear today, could be what you're seen wearing for eternity, if you should die today...so make sure you're always wearing something you would be caught dead in.

I’ll just keep fit and sexy ... because I’m a very good shot .

That liberals don't want you to defend yourself against rape with a weapon just piss yourself.

Remeber: Whenever you feel like you are worthless just remember how much debt you have! You are actually less than worthless!