Always remember......that the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. So keep safe and eat cake.

Let them eat brioche

“Let them eat cake” is the most famous quote attributed to Marie-Antoinette, the queen of France during the French Revolution. As the story goes, it was the queen’s response upon being told that her starving peasant subjects had no bread. Because cake is more expensive than bread, the anecdote has been cited as an example of Marie-Antoinette’s obliviousness to the conditions and daily lives of ordinary people.

That liberals don't want you to defend yourself against rape with a weapon just piss yourself.

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time...

whatever you wear today, could be what you're seen wearing for eternity, if you should die today...so make sure you're always wearing something you would be caught dead in.

Remeber: Whenever you feel like you are worthless just remember how much debt you have! You are actually less than worthless!

I’ll just keep fit and sexy ... because I’m a very good shot .

gravy is not an energy drink 😕

Hobnobs will work equally well.

To eat cake! 😍