Is there something that you're hilariously bad at?

Sewing. Once sewed a button on the wrong side of a shirt.

Being coordinated? Does that count. I once tried to bring a large pan of spaghetti to the table for myself and a few friends. My belt buckle unfastened, grabbed the counter and took me down. There I was, hanging from the counter holding half a pan of spaghetti with my dog licking my face.

Dancing. I wasn't so bad when I was younger, but now---a lot of stereotypes die hard.

using a sewing machine. i just can't get the hang of that chit.

Golf, I keep score by how many balls I lose!

Juggling

I can still rock Galaga

my love life.

life in the 21st century

oh I was brilliant at them..spent far too much time in arcades..now..I feel old and slow, not to mention stressed if you ever play live with the ruthless kids