Jenni7 · 26-30, F
I knew he was cheating on me!!

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@Jenni7 😆 It was a joke, but I hope he wasn't cheating on you for real
Jenni7 · 26-30, F
😂 you’ve shown me proof I believe it! @SW-User

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@Jenni7 😆 Nah I didn't say everyone cheated. What I meant was cheaters don't exclude people born in certain months.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Me being born ...


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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User Damn! ... my cover is blown. 🙈

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@Degbeme <3 you anyway, alien baby. 😘
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User 💞 you too my sweet earthling. :* 🤗
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
I was born in Marchbruary!
It's like the 2.9999967⅔st month.
Not even a full day!
It's like the 2.9999967⅔st month.
Not even a full day!
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@SW-User I was bored! 😒

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@Th1nkF1rst 😆 I’ve never met someone who does Math when he’s bored. I like that idiosyncrasy of yours
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@SW-User Marry me?

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Yeah, pretty much 🤷🏼♀️.

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@SW-User Lol I wouldn’t pay too much attention to that. Every zodiac sign is likely to cheat.

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@SW-User Yeah. Zodiac traits are not limited to just one. I'm an Aries and I have traits of others, lol.

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@SW-User 😂 Exactly!

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correct! lol...

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@SW-User 😆 I wouldn't want to exclude anyone

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@SW-User nor should you. ;)

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@SW-User 😆
i'm there!
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
Whew. Looks like I'm safe

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@BearDownChicago 😂 Which month were you born in??
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
@SW-User 9

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Mindful · 56-60, F
I don’t see my month🤪
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
I was born in 3 but I just found out recently that I was born in the Klingon month of Lo'Bral. So basically, I'm exempt from the Earthly months. 🤪👽️
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@SW-User Martian microbes are exempt!
And they cheat constantly!
And they cheat constantly!
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
@SW-User In Klingon customs, cheating on your partner is considered dishonorable.
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@Barefooter25 But then there is Fighting and Fighting Sex and Makeup Sex afterwards!
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
Haha
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@SW-User and you and your sisters all look alike

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@ronisme1 Haha we're not identical though
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@SW-User well-all cute in that video
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
you could just end that statement on the word "born"

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@texasdaddydom Where’s the punch line in that? Lol
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
@SW-User i thought it was a funny observation not sure it has punchline

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@texasdaddydom What makes it funny is that I include the months. Saying “people who cheat on their partners are usually born” sounds vague and lame.

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I cheat to many celebrities. Can't help it.

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@SW-User 😆 How scandalous
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
Good thing I'm not fit to be called a person then lol
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
@SW-User I thought that once, but when most of the opinions are the same, there has to be atleast some truth to it

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@AllelujahHaptism Not really. The mass isn't always right. Most of them are the same because they're afraid of being different
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
@SW-User hmm :/
thanks for saying so
thanks for saying so

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Cynical but fair.

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@SW-User when have you gotten annoyed?

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@SW-User 🙄 When you kept calling me kiddo

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@SW-User yeah, you're way too hot for that nick name.
BeefySenpie · M
She's making up stories 😇
BeefySenpie · M
@SW-User I consider it resourceful 😄

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@BeefySenpie 😆 It do be like that sometimes
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@BeefySenpie Please go back and do thorough fact checking from minimum 3 sources, with citations and a bibliography. Then have it peer reviewed by certified committees of 3 or more level 7 regents!
Then return with all documentation and await your turn in the queue!
Then return with all documentation and await your turn in the queue!

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They need to create a 13th month called Cheatember and all the cheaters can be born in that month... it'd make dating easier 😏

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@SW-User Haha that’s a brilliant idea!

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@SW-User At least they could lie honestly 😂
Montanaman · M
I was born inbetween December.
A cold day, the best I can remember.
A cold day, the best I can remember.

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@Montanaman I'm impressed that you remember 🤭
Montanaman · M
@SW-User 😁😎
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
🤔....
Anyway, just so you know... my foot wells light up blue at night...
Anyway, just so you know... my foot wells light up blue at night...
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@Spokeskitties75 😆 That’s so cool
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@jveryoral 😆 Thanks
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
Nope not me
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
@SW-User I tried messaging you but it says that you going to message me back first. I don't believe in it

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@LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 Lol But the message came through
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
@SW-User hmmmm

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They are typically born on a day that ends in "y".

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@SW-User 😂 Another fact!
Quizzical · 46-50, M
🤔
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@SW-User You hurt my brain 🤯

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@Quizzical 😆 You're pulling my leg!
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@SW-User Both actually 😏
Sicarium · 46-50, M
I see what you did there.

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@Sicarium 😂
As a virgo I disagree. :)
@SW-User *comes and gets a slice of that*

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@canusernamebemyusername 😆 Slice of what??
@SW-User 😏
Selah ·
I guess i was never born.

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@Selah 😆 What's it like in heaven?

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Yay I pass

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@SW-User 😆 I see you were born before the solar calendar was established

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Awww😂

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@SW-User 😆 This guy got the humor!
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
im a Scorpio And Were Notorious Womanizers But I don't plan on Getting Married But I Plan on Sleeping With Married Chicks As Longs As The Husbands Don't Find Out😏
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@JohnOinger You'll be famous!

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@JohnOinger Lol be safe
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@RodneyTrotter Lol Is your day job performing horrible comedy?
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@RodneyTrotter Lol
xRedx · M
*gasp* I've been cheated on 😥
UnderTheBridge · 51-55, M
Except for those on 29th Feb. They cheat once every 4 years

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MarmeeMarch · M
I just ate a pineapple

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@MarmeeMarch Lol as you wish. No loss for me.

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@SW-User lol Alex ain't tolerate no shit!

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@SW-User Damn right! 😂
User41 · 36-40, M
Yay for Capricorn cheaters!!!
*starts the wave*
[media=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0K2dvB-7WY]
*starts the wave*
[media=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0K2dvB-7WY]

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@User41 😆 Wow that’s gonna be a new phobia for me
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
AND they always have Vowels in their names and pee once a day or more!

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@Th1nkF1rst 😂 Yesss
Zonuss · 46-50, M
Aquarians, Scorpios, Leos, Virgos, Geminis. 🙂
caccoon · 36-40
Good thing I was born in Octember.

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@caccoon 😆 I knew you were unique
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
Is there someone in particular that hurt you so that we can all gleefully go beat the crap out of them for you??
Please?
Please?

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@Th1nkF1rst Everything is alright! 🤗
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@SW-User Great! 😘😃
We can find someone to use the sticks and rocks on!
🗣 Hey! You!
Buddy, did you cheat on your girl?
No? Darn!
We can find someone to use the sticks and rocks on!
🗣 Hey! You!
Buddy, did you cheat on your girl?
No? Darn!