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2321 views · 166 followers · Joined: April 12, 2016 · Online: Now (date?)
Anyone that doesnt stand behind our Constitution as the founding fathers intended it then dont ad me
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I Have Perverted Thoughts
I could be arrested for some of my perverted thoughts LOL
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Aug 14, 2019
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Social Security running out of money ?
Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money, but we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money? What's interesting is the first group "worked for" their money, but the second didn...
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Jul 30, 2019
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Politics
I Love Jokes And Riddles
A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up; just watching all the bubbles. A priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy replied "Well, I'm a just sh...
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Jun 28, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
When my Hindu girlfriend told me she wanted me to give her a facial, I nearly came on the spot.
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Jun 28, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife. What does it mean?" The Old Indian answered, "It is old Indian ...
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Jun 28, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
Cornbreaddaddy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job." The man behind the counter replied, “Your timing is amazing. We’ve just got a lis...
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Jun 26, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t? Her navel.
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Jun 26, 2019
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I Am Interested In Politics
Alexandria Cortez has just sworn that she will only post in lowercase .... In support of her stance against capitalism
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Jun 26, 2019
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I Love Stupid Jokes
When is Fathers Day ?? Abt nine months after mothers day
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Jun 20, 2019
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I Love Stupid Jokes
I just read... "Millennials are afraid of gluten" ! I am not surprised, thats why so many aren't breadwinners !
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Jun 20, 2019
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I Like People With a Sense of Humour
God must have been drunk when he invented women. Why else would he place a playground next to a sewage outlet?
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Jun 4, 2019
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I Love Stupid Jokes
I saw an Afghan standing on a fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I yelled, "What's the matter, won't it start?"
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Jun 3, 2019
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I Love Stupid Jokes
When I walked out the front door of my house this morning I noticed the neighbor washing his car in his driveway. I said, "Howdy, Bob. Did you hear about the charity car wash down at the fire hall with fat chicks in bikinis?" "I sure...
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Jun 3, 2019
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I Love Stupid Jokes
Talk about holding a grudge: My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!
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Jun 3, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
A blonde goes into a pharmacy.... The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant,and never have. Unfazed, the blon...
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Jun 3, 2019
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I Love Jokes And Riddles
"Do you tell your husband when you have an orgasm?" "Nope, he doesn't like to be disturbed at work."
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Jun 3, 2019
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Has any married guys been seduced by their babysitter ? 14-17 y/o
Were you scared? Did you let it happen?
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Mar 6, 2019
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Experiences
I Love Slow and Passionate Kisses
Yeah ! ! Well....wife wont do that anymore...Id love to have kiss time with a woman who appreciates it
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Feb 23, 2019
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I Hate Guns
If ya hate guns... DONT BUY ONE !
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Jan 6, 2019
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I Hate When People Drop Off Unwanted Pets In Random Places
It happens around here most;y with cats. I was walking my dog one evening and a car drives right by me and tosses a bag full of kittens. Some people have no respect for anything living other than themselves.
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Dec 25, 2018
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