Jenni7 · 26-30, F
I knew he was cheating on me!!

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@Jenni7
It was a joke, but I hope he wasn't cheating on you for real

Jenni7 · 26-30, F


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@Jenni7
Nah I didn't say everyone cheated. What I meant was cheaters don't exclude people born in certain months.

Degbeme · 70-79, M
Me being born ...


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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User Damn! ... my cover is blown. 


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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@SW-User
you too my sweet earthling.




Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
I was born in Marchbruary!
It's like the 2.9999967⅔st month.
Not even a full day!
It's like the 2.9999967⅔st month.
Not even a full day!
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@SW-User I was bored! 


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@Th1nkF1rst
I’ve never met someone who does Math when he’s bored. I like that idiosyncrasy of yours

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@SW-User Marry me?

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Yeah, pretty much
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@SW-User Lol I wouldn’t pay too much attention to that. Every zodiac sign is likely to cheat.

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@SW-User Yeah. Zodiac traits are not limited to just one. I'm an Aries and I have traits of others, lol.

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@SW-User
Exactly!


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correct! lol...

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@SW-User
I wouldn't want to exclude anyone


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@SW-User nor should you. 


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@SW-User 

i'm there!
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
Whew. Looks like I'm safe

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@BearDownChicago
Which month were you born in??

BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
@SW-User 9

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Mindful · 56-60, F
I don’t see my month

Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
I was born in 3 but I just found out recently that I was born in the Klingon month of Lo'Bral. So basically, I'm exempt from the Earthly months. 
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Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@SW-User Martian microbes are exempt!
And they cheat constantly!
And they cheat constantly!
Barefooter25 · 46-50, M
@SW-User In Klingon customs, cheating on your partner is considered dishonorable.
Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@Barefooter25 But then there is Fighting and Fighting Sex and Makeup Sex afterwards!
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
Haha
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@SW-User and you and your sisters all look alike

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@ronisme1 Haha we're not identical though
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
@SW-User well-all cute in that video
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
you could just end that statement on the word "born"

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@texasdaddydom Where’s the punch line in that? Lol
texasdaddydom · 56-60, M
@SW-User i thought it was a funny observation not sure it has punchline

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@texasdaddydom What makes it funny is that I include the months. Saying “people who cheat on their partners are usually born” sounds vague and lame.

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I cheat to many celebrities. Can't help it.

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@SW-User
How scandalous

AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
Good thing I'm not fit to be called a person then lol
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
@SW-User I thought that once, but when most of the opinions are the same, there has to be atleast some truth to it

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@AllelujahHaptism Not really. The mass isn't always right. Most of them are the same because they're afraid of being different
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
@SW-User hmm :/
thanks for saying so
thanks for saying so

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Cynical but fair.

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@SW-User when have you gotten annoyed?

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@SW-User
When you kept calling me kiddo


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@SW-User yeah, you're way too hot for that nick name.
BeefySenpie · M
She's making up stories 

BeefySenpie · M
@SW-User I consider it resourceful 


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@BeefySenpie
It do be like that sometimes

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@BeefySenpie Please go back and do thorough fact checking from minimum 3 sources, with citations and a bibliography. Then have it peer reviewed by certified committees of 3 or more level 7 regents!
Then return with all documentation and await your turn in the queue!
Then return with all documentation and await your turn in the queue!

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They need to create a 13th month called Cheatember and all the cheaters can be born in that month... it'd make dating easier 


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@SW-User Haha that’s a brilliant idea!

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@SW-User At least they could lie honestly 

Montanaman · M
I was born inbetween December.
A cold day, the best I can remember.
A cold day, the best I can remember.

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@Montanaman I'm impressed that you remember 

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@SW-User 



Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M

Anyway, just so you know... my foot wells light up blue at night...
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@Spokeskitties75
That’s so cool

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@jveryoral
Thanks

LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
Nope not me
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
@SW-User I tried messaging you but it says that you going to message me back first. I don't believe in it

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@LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 Lol But the message came through
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
@SW-User hmmmm

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They are typically born on a day that ends in "y".

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@SW-User
Another fact!

Quizzical · 46-50, M

Quizzical · 46-50, M
@SW-User You hurt my brain 


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@Quizzical
You're pulling my leg!

Quizzical · 46-50, M
@SW-User Both actually 

Sicarium · 46-50, M
I see what you did there.

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As a virgo I disagree. 

Selah ·
I guess i was never born.

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@Selah
What's it like in heaven?


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Yay I pass

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@SW-User
I see you were born before the solar calendar was established


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Awww


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@SW-User
This guy got the humor!

JohnOinger · 41-45, M
im a Scorpio And Were Notorious Womanizers But I don't plan on Getting Married But I Plan on Sleeping With Married Chicks As Longs As The Husbands Don't Find Out

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@JohnOinger You'll be famous!

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@JohnOinger Lol be safe
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@RodneyTrotter Lol Is your day job performing horrible comedy?
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@RodneyTrotter Lol
xRedx · M
*gasp* I've been cheated on 

UnderTheBridge · 51-55, M
Except for those on 29th Feb. They cheat once every 4 years

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MarmeeMarch · M
I just ate a pineapple

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@MarmeeMarch Lol as you wish. No loss for me.

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@SW-User lol Alex ain't tolerate no shit!

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@SW-User Damn right! 

User41 · 36-40, M
Yay for Capricorn cheaters!!!
*starts the wave*
*starts the wave*

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@User41
Wow that’s gonna be a new phobia for me

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
AND they always have Vowels in their names and pee once a day or more!

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@Th1nkF1rst
Yesss

Zonuss · 46-50, M
Aquarians, Scorpios, Leos, Virgos, Geminis. 

caccoon · 36-40
Good thing I was born in Octember.

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@caccoon
I knew you were unique

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
Is there someone in particular that hurt you so that we can all gleefully go beat the crap out of them for you??
Please?
Please?

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@Th1nkF1rst Everything is alright! 

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M
@SW-User Great! 

We can find someone to use the sticks and rocks on!
Hey! You!
Buddy, did you cheat on your girl?
No? Darn!


We can find someone to use the sticks and rocks on!

Buddy, did you cheat on your girl?
No? Darn!