So about 6 years ago I was at a nudist resort and lying down next to the pool.

This older woman comes up to me and says “I know you”...I am like ok maybe she has seen me here before.

She then says "your name is Steve right"?...I said yes....and she says I was your calculus teacher in HS....I had Calculus in my Sophomore year....and that was 1986.

So here is this former teacher of mine 26 years later pulling up a chair to play catch up for about 45 minutes with me while we are both naked...And she is sort of checking me out. Good thing erections are frowned upon as well as on site sex (It is deemed a family friendly resort)

Feeling a bit awkward I decide to go to the hot tub and she follows me in there to continue the conversation for about another 15-20 minutes….Needless to say I normally do not get embarrassed, but then again I am not expecting a teacher that had to be 15-20 years older (and did not age well) to be having a conversation in the nude with me.

I got home and shared with my wife the awkward situation and she just laughed at me.

I think its the first time ive ever cried in public. My pms symptoms are horrible lately & im just losing my mind every month.

My life is just one embarrassing moment after another. My shame is long gone.

I dont get embarrassed,the closest is when I was 15 my parents accidentally walked in on us when I was having sex with my then boyfriend.

I was really into karaoke in my mid to late 20's, still am. I was also very heavily into drugs at this time. My singing was never an issue, I always did really well and I got a lot of praise on my singing.
The embarrassing part was when I ended up with psychosis because of all my drug use, and had public meltdowns on mic. None of which was very entertaining, just disturbing and cringey. =/

Threw up on the person I was trying to ask out

Too many

walked into a mens bathroom

Late one night right after I’d showered, I remembered I hadn’t taken out the trash. So I threw on a house dress and flats, grabbed the bag and took it down to place in our garbage can in front of the building.
I was running back up my front stairs when a gust of wind blew the house dress up in the back, and I had nothing on. I smoothed it back down and looked around nervously—right into the eyes of an elderly man walking his dog. I actually apologized, and red-faced he mumbled,
“Oh, my pleasure, I’m sure !” 🤦🏽‍♀️