@ChiefWalksWith40oz when I was a kid my dad would push me down a hill in a tire.
they were Goodyears

@ChiefWalksWith40oz I was wondering why I was seeing a 2019 post, it’s youuuuu 😆. And don’t worry I saw your post yesterday.

@itsok that was a good one I like it 😅

@deadteddy lol yeah this "commenting on old stuff" kick is pretty fun 😌

@Temporallube you didn’t miss it, it’s just two million years old. You commented somewhere

@itsok lol 😂 ohh ok

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body?

He’s all right now @Dainbramadge

@itsok 🤡

@itsok 💀 omg that's mean lmao

I get notification emails @MartinTheFirst

@itsok lol

😕@MartinTheFirst

@Pretzel
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad I take something for it.

@itsok I liked another one instead. Rules are meant to be broken 😈

@BeefySenpie
😒

@BeefySenpie My friend told me if I give him one more useless gift, he’d burn it. So I sent him a... 🤔 I forgot the rest of the joke. Can you find it?

@itsok isn't this a commercial joke?😕

This is you pretending to not like it.. right? @SW-User

@itsok Wow I had to read that twice to get this joke. I'll see myself out.

@itsok i bet you learned new spells

Why are there no women magicians? @SW-User

They were all burned

@itsok yes, this was terrible. Unemployed and burned.

@PhoenixPhail
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable

@itsok Hey, pretty good one! 😂

What do you deserve and is also a type of bagel? @Temporallube

Everything

@itsok 🖤😩 that’s why I can never say no to you

🖤@Temporallube

What’s a cow’s favorite activity? @english

Going to the moovies

@itsok sign in a shop window ,stationary store moves ,venison is deer,tell you what i know about dwarfs ,very little ,🙂

Sorry @Alexander87 , I cant do that. What I [i]can[/i] do is tell you a bad joke.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

@itsok that was pretty good 😂😂🤭

No you’re not, @SW-User

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

@itsok 😀😂

@SW-User I once submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one might win, but no pun in ten did.

@itsok probably bad luck. I bet all of them were winners🤭

@wackidywack

Two weevils lived in a field. One moved to the city, became a movie star and is now running for office. The other stayed in the field, mostly slacking, and became the lesser of two weevils.

@itsok hehe

@PhoenixPhail
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

@itsok 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@itsok *slaps knees*

@UndercoverBard *slaps your knee too*

@itsok owch!!

@itsok lol xD i like it! but isn't it say?

😱 @popmol it said say all along 🤫

@itsok haha i must have seen it wrong obviously!

The meat ball @Turtlepower

@itsok 😂

@itsok 🤦‍♂️

@lubovont what are windmills’ favorite genre of music?
they’re big metal fans

@itsok Hahaha! OMG that's Hilarious!!! 😁

How's that?

@vetguy1991

People keep telling me I look like a flamingo. So I’m putting my foot down.

@itsok haha, I knew a one armed carpenter, you really had to hand it to him

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
@Pantsthenerds

@itsok old but I love it

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it
@Garter02

The guy who invented knock-knock jokes should win a no-bell prize @lovelywarpedlemon

@itsok loool so bad but so good

What do you call a line of rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hare line @CountScrofula

@itsok teehee!

@Adamski24 why did the man dig a hole in his neighbor’s backyard and fill it with water?

He meant well

@itsok [image]
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Sausage puns are the wurst @Beatbox34

@itsok They indeed are

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything. “ @deadgerbil

@itsok after he gets his dog, he pays with a $10, the vendor says 'cool, thanks.' to which, the Buddhist says, 'hey what about my change?' the vendor replies, 'change must come from within.'

@stound @itsok 😂

@stound

What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter?

Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.

Sincerely,

Your internet provider

@itsok gorp

@BeefySenpie
To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I’ll give you my batteries, free of charge @DunningKruger

@itsok

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@yugimotodm

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

@itsok 😂😂😂

@itsok This one is much better!

Where does a General keep his armies?

In his sleevies @SW-User

@itsok 😂 You've got some real quality relies replies in this thread. I thought the goal was to supply bad ones. You missed that. 😁

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says, “Do you smell fish?” @LookingForIt987

@itsok Took me a moment... 😝

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter. @SW-User

@itsok lmao!!!
That’s actually a good one!!!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?@Nunlover

Because it’s extinct

@itsok🤣

@ticklerguy

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

@itsok 😁😂 Pretty good.

@itsok I like giving away dead batteries, free of charge.

@itsok Did you hear the one about the two antennas that got married?

Well, the wedding wasn't much, but the reception was GREAT!