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Johnny’s Seven Cats

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Why was 6 afraid of 7.....

Because 7 8 9 lol

What do you call two spiders on a honeymoon?

Newly-webs

How is a hillbilly divorce like a tornado?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Sorry, after listening mine jokes your mind won't be able to understand anyone else joke

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