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Why were Cornflakes invented?

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"He invented Cornflakes in 1878 in the hope that plain food would stop people masturbating. Mr Kellogg, the man who created Corn Flakes, produced the cereal in the late 19th century and marketed it as a “healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal”."
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:) thankfully it didn't work out that way.

The underbelly of the cold-cereal industry is filled with ambiguity, mystery and lies. I still can't get over the revelation that there are neither grapes nor nuts in Grape-Nuts.
luctoretemergo · 61-69, M
They were invented to make all other cereals look good!
I got that on good authority from Captain Crunch himself.
Pherick · 41-45, M
There was a 1994 movie starring Mathew Broderick that was loosely based on this guy :)

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TheThinker · 61-69, M
Yup, I knew this... a really fun fact.
SW-User
I had heard that before. Kellogg was a zealot and a nutjob. But lots of great cereals bear his name :P
MLGecko · 46-50, M
In his defense, I have not masturbated on my morning meal at all since then.
GlassDog · 46-50, M
To be fair, if you glue enough cornflakes to your penis, it does make masturbation pretty unpleasant.
sexypreschooler · 31-35, F
Holy fuck I didn't know that lmaoo

 
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