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What design flaws do human bodies have?

For example, women (or men that like to wear bras) really should have a little hook on each of their shoulders to hold their bra straps.....

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RubySoo · 56-60, F

Id like a detachable arm so i can take it off at night! I lie on it and wake with pins and neddles...lol

And...eyesballs. you should be able to take them out and give them a rinse under the tap from time to time.....

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sumojumo · 36-40, M

@RubySoo ah, that would not be a problem - you just go the nearest morgue. I am sure there would be tons of spare parts there. And you pick a nice shiny one, or maybe another sporty for opening jars ;)

RubySoo · 56-60, F

@sumojumo 😂😂

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

LOLOLOLOL I wish that my breasts were removable, then my arm wouldn't go to sleep in bed as I lay on it. @RubySoo @RubySoo

DrWatson · 70-79, M

We definitely need a third arm and hand for parties: one hand holds your drink, one hand holds your little plate of food, and the third picks the food off the plate.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

or a trunk....@DrWatson

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@pennynoodles Now I am imagining a crowded room of people, dressed in formal evening wear, making loud elephant snorting noises as they eat! 🐘🐘🐘🐘

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

A bit like a cabinet meeting no doubt.@DrWatson

SW-User

There should be no reasonable occasion when either your ass or your vagina turns inside out and yet it does. Surely this is a design flaw 🤔

5thApprentice · 31-35, M

@SW-User 😂

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

🤢 I'm fortunate enough NOT to have experienced this!@SW-User

newjaninev2 · 56-60, F

Someone on this site once suggested that we need a third eye on our chins so that when conversing with someone we can continue texting while pretending to pay attention to them

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Sign of the times lol@newjaninev2

FigNewton

Testicles should be made of walnut shell hardness.

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FigNewton

@pennynoodles Pop-a-matic balls. I like it! Like Stretch Armstrong's nuts.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

lolololol@FigNewton

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

@FigNewton mine are made of brass... what, yours aren't? 🤔

SW-User

None. We are cleverly designed that’s what’s so amazing about us.

Some people just don’t appreciate what they have and use their brain for evil. 🖤

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Fortunately, most don't.@SW-User

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

be nice if shoulder, elbow, and wrist were double jointed... would make scratching back a lot easier... 🤔 lol

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Ah but wouldn't you miss the back-scratch up against the doorframe?@wildbill83

ElsaKaren · F

The drinking pipe is next to the breathing pipe and share the same lid for closing.

newjaninev2 · 56-60, F

@ElsaKaren Yes, it’s ridiculous... people choke to death everyday.

Our eyes are a mess.

We have too many bones... the list is extensive

https://similarworlds.com/6146296-I-Accept-the-Theory-of-Evolution/2817467-When-you-inhale-through-your-nostrils-the-flow-of

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Crazy isn't it!@ElsaKaren

MrBlueGuy

The breathing hole next to eating hole is a little ridiculous. We have too many sweat glands. We have allergies to things that most of the time harmless like pollen or dust.

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MrBlueGuy

@pennynoodles Because you have a strong immune system!

FigNewton

I'd rather have the breathing hole next to the eating hole than to have it next to the pooping hole. Just sayin' @MrBlueGuy

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

LOLOLOLOL, a very good point. @FigNewton

ShaythePanTransMan · 22-25, T

I think the hymen in the vagina has no purpose being there. All it does is hurt people when it breaks (usually before they ever have sex anyway) and create a lot of useless talk about virgins.

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ShaythePanTransMan · 22-25, T

@pennynoodles I know, but it’s still useless.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Perhaps there is a use. When a little baby girl is in a nappy, the poo goes everywhere! Perhaps it stops germs going up there......who knows lol@ShaythePanTransMan

ShaythePanTransMan · 22-25, T

@pennynoodles Oh, god, maybe, but why should I think of that.... ahhhhh

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

I like the hook idea.

JohnRing · 56-60, M

That the Clitoris is above the hole that the penis goes in and out of seems like a cosmic joke for women!

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JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

@pennynoodles Carrying gold?

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

you can usually tell by the way they walk. @JoyfulSilence

JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

Better get it ensured!

JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

Maybe women should stop wearing them!

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JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

@RubySoo Whatever they want.

I do not like wearing clothes but they do keep me warm.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Too much of a trip hazard. @JoyfulSilence

JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

@pennynoodles Ouch.

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

many of them are pretty susceptible to severe mental illness... 🤔

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Very true but is this a design flaw or caused by the circumstances that they are thrown in to? @wildbill83

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

@pennynoodles design flaw... many people suffer much more actual hardship & injustice on a daily basis and yet still maintain their their integrity & dignity; anyone who uses circumstances as a scapegoat for their thoughts/actions is weak minded/willed...🤔