What's something funny that you witnessed long ago that makes you giggle just by thinking it?

In high school I had a friend that was severely overweight. Well, one day he was at my house and we were out in the woods, because that all we really had to do for fun back then. Well, I climb up in a tree and I bet him that he can’t reach a certain point. He takes the bet, climbs in the tree and slips. When he slipped, his shorts got caught on a knot in the tree and he was having a few feet off the ground by a massive wedgie. I literally fell out of the tree laughing and wasn’t able to help him for nearly a minute. I’m not sure anything will ever top that.

Once I was at bar and told a marine to fuck off after he told me I was sitting to close to his ugly ass girlfriend.

immediately after this I realized everyone in that bar was a marine. I got punched, kicked pretty sure someone even gave me a wedge before I ended up in the parking lot.

But I got back up. An walked back in. Tried to get another beer but was bleeding to hard.

Long story short.. the marines ended up buying me a beer.

We love each other now 🥰


Goooo NAVY!