If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

You've become a rock lobster.

Failed. If you try to fail and succeed at failing, then by the very definition of fail, you have failed. The succeeding in failing part, cancels out the initial failure.

It’s when you fail you learn to succeed nothing successful comes out of just succeeding without failing

I think we need a new word to succeed at failing on purpose... The ones we have din't quite work.

Succeed cause you tried even though you failed you still tried

Failure to try is the only way off this ride

You've failed at failing.

You have succeeded at failing

Cause us a headache.

Failed