So, sisters friend R again:

He asked me what my favourite animal was. I replied the chameleon, he asked me to describe a chameleon is three words.
1. Mysterious 2. Guarded 3. Elusive.

He asked to describe my favourite domestic animal. I said the cat. Again three words.
1. Intelligent 2. Discerning 3. Wily.

He asked me my favourite food. Pizza. Three words.
1. Delicious 2. Convenient 3. Authentic

Then he told me that the three words describing my favourite animal apply to how I see myself.
The three describing the domestic animal apply to how I think other people see me. &
The three describing my favourite food apply to what I’m like in bed.

Let’s just take a moment to ponder on the fact that I chose the word convenient 😂😂😂 Oops. 😬