Joke time...

A man comes home from work to see his wife packing suitcases.

"where are you going?" He asks.

"Leaving you." She replies. "I heard in Las Vegas I can make $400 a night for sex."

The man immediate grabs a suitcase of his own and begins packing.

"Where are you going?" She asks.

"I'm coming with you." He told her. "I have to see how you manage to live on $800 a year."