Joke of the day...

A young couple dies tragically in a car crash after announcing their engagement. When they get to Heaven and Saint Peter lets them in, they ask if it would be possible to still get married.

"I don't know." Saint Peter tells them. "No one ever has before. Let me go check."

They don't hear from him for three months, and in that time they begin to worry. What if the marriage doesn't work? Can you divorce in Heaven?

Finally, Saint Peter returns with good news. Yes, you can marry in Heaven.

So the couple asks about divorce. Immediately, the Saint becomes very angry and starts swearing violently. Concerned the couple asks what's wrong.

"It took me three months to find a priest up here!" He growled. "Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a lawyer???"