Buttholes are Majestic (Humor not serious)

Can we stop pretending that buttholes aren’t majestic. A pleasure center that can be shaved, waxed, even bleached, hold down its day job but can moonlight when the mood is right, never takes a week off every month, and everyone has their very own. So now go enjoy those little ballon knots, rusty sheriff badges, prison pockets and crap traps. 🍩