May I please be your dog?!

No Madam @Poppies

All right then! Just be nice to my other dog. She mostly just sleeps.@Dogvacuum

Yes Madam! Would I have to share a bowl of food with her?@Poppies

No, this is a high-class place, you get to have your own bowl and you don’t have to eat her prescription dog food, lucky for you!@Dogvacuum

Thank you! I’d eat dog food though to save you money! Mistress is always first!@Poppies

I like your attitude! 😄@Dogvacuum

Ruff!@Poppies

Should doggo go face the corner on all fours so I get used to my new life? Like 10 minutes no moving@Poppies

I am not that kind of a dog owner! Just don’t yap too much and no accidents in the house, we’ll get along fine.

Yes Mistress!@Poppies I wouldn’t dare cross any lines with y0u!
Ps I wouldn’t mind a strict mistress!
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