To the guy who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word.

@EugenieLaBorgia I have Access to his vulnerabilities and the Power to Point right at them.

@CountScrofula You're in the groove now!

@SooperSarah Because my boss LOVES AI and wants to replace us all with robots, her assistant jokingly calls herself Clippy because she know she'd be replaced by Clippy in a second.

@LyricalOne Pfft I'm delightful.

@CountScrofula