What did the egg say to the boiling water?

@SW-User 😂 Did you really spit out your drink?

@SW-User I gagged because I wasn't expecting this 😂

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?


Beat it. We’re closed.

@SW-User 😂 What does the sign on an in-business brothel say?

Come inside. We've got cream pie!

@SW-User geezus 😂😂😂

Ok What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?


The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

@SW-User 😂😂😂 If you're smart enough though, the Rubik's cube should get easier the more you play with it

@SW-User ooooo damn! 😂😂 Burn

@SW-User 😇

@SW-User oh don't pull out the Halo with me! I know you have a little demon in you. 😂 Sorry I'll back up. 😏 😲🙊

@SW-User Lol 😈

@SW-User I see my double entendre got by you 😏