How much your coolness cost?

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Platinum · M

It cost me nothing, as I was born I winked at one of the nurses

DesiDudeJ04 · 26-30, M

@Platinum no you were feeling sleepy

Platinum · M

Don't care why, she winked back....@DesiDudeJ04

DesiDudeJ04 · 26-30, M

@Platinum 😮

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Platinum

[i]When JD was born, 'twas detected,
By the nurse, who was greatly affected,
At ONE end, he winked,
But the OTHER, distinct-
Ly, the newborn was fully erected.[/i]

Platinum · M

I can't have a comeback for that one, I'll be arrested @Thinkerbell

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Platinum

You were arrested in the delivery room for indecent exposure. 😂

Platinum · M

I did have an excuse...I could not find anything to wear....@Thinkerbell

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Platinum

Well, you had a perfectly good placenta that you could have used to cover the essentials. 🤭

Platinum · M

I was always dressed smart as a baby, no icky stuff for me@Thinkerbell

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Platinum

[i]When its time to hide your dicky,
There's no time to be so picky.
Be it icky, be it sticky,
One makes do, eschews the tricky.[/i]

Platinum · M

I won best baby...I think..lol@Thinkerbell

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Platinum

Best at winking? 🤭

Platinum · M

Always enjoyed winking....haha@Thinkerbell

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@Platinum

Whaaat...? Oh, you said winking. 🤭