Have you ever forgotten where you were and ripped a loud fart? And then remembered where you were, hahaha?

I totally forgot I was in a restaurant the other night and had to fart, so I lifted a cheek and was about to let it go! I caught myself just in time, thank God! It was on a hard bench, and I could tell it would've been loud! Hahaha!

One time in college, I was studying hard for a test before class in the school library, and was sitting at a desk in a row of desks that was mostly filled with other students, and wasn't so lucky! Ripped a loud-ass fart, and heads turned, and the guys beside me were staring at me laughing! Just totally forgot I was in public!