Doctor! Doctor!

Doctor, doctor! I've broken my arm in two places.

Hmm, I'd advise you not to go back to either of those places then!

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Family at a meal. Boy reaches in front of his mom to get something and mom says, "What's wrong with you, but, don't you have a tongue."
"Yes, mother, but my arm is longer!"