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crazylady · 61-69, F
Duct tape his jaws and kick him up the arse
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crazylady · 61-69, F
@ZonkeyBalls i'm already completely mad :P
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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@crazylady Oh, for a nanosecond I thought you were the sanest person on the site.
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crazylady · 61-69, F
@ZonkeyBalls compared to most of them i probably am lol
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SW-User
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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@SW-User Is he having trouble with alligators' notoriously big dicks?
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SW-User
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Reject · 31-35, M
I would take the chance to finally to say "see you later alligator" in the most appropriate situation.
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gummybears · F
Take a pic of him
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gummybears · F
@SW-User I’m sure I’ll survive 😂😂
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SW-User
@gummybears i really hpoe you do ..you sound amazing ..😊
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gummybears · F
@SW-User I’m confident, I think I will

Thanks 😊
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ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
only in Florida...
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bowman81 · M
Find another restroom
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Mamapolo2016 · F
Tiptoe out vewwy vewwy quietwy.
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SW-User
🏃‍♀️
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Grateful4you · M
Ask him how he can perform foreplay, or actually do it. Must be difficult😜
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JimboUk · 31-35, M
Run, ask questions later.
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Lostpoet · M
I would piss outside.
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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
@Lostpoet On her cousins? That would surely piss them off, especially in Utah.
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11knaves11 · 46-50, M
Mind my business
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SweetMae · 70-79, F
Walk out backwards very quietly.
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lou502008 · 61-69, M
find another restroom!
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CharlieZ · 70-79, M
And not under my bed?
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Tracos · 51-55, M
Take pictures, call the zoo
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Deadcutie · 18-21, F
Go tell someone
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Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
Sneak my phone out and record it
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ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M
Treat him like the pet raccoon I've never had.
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SW-User
Sing lullaby for the sweet little baby ..
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SailingSlow · 61-69, M
beat a retreat - and make it snappy?
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SW-User
gossip with it about other ho gators
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AliA90 · 31-35, M
12guage shotgun
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nedkelly · 61-69, M
Tell the bastard to hurry up as I am busting to go to the toilet
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