Vendetta · 31-35, M
Give me all you have and in return you shall receive ten fold.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Not sure whether to trust you or not..... trying to remember what my mother said about people saying that. @Vendetta
Marceline · F

pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'm sure my husband would like that card too. @Marceline
Rutterman · 46-50, M
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe
I don't manage conflicts, I resolve them! 😎
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@Karmalives Actually managing is better...but not everyone can. 😅
Karmalives · 51-55, M
@Vivaci Yes it IS!
@Karmalives That's why my sarcastic one-liner! 😝
nedkelly · 61-69, M
my business card is what I do as a job, nothing fancy at all
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Does it have your little yellow business van on it?@nedkelly
Karmalives · 51-55, M
@pennynoodles lol
Dusty101 · F
Happiness is the best make up!
Call this number for a free makeover! 📞😜
Call this number for a free makeover! 📞😜
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
OO I like that positive business card. @Dusty101
Nimbus · M
By Appointment to HM Queen Elizabeth.
5thApprentice · 31-35, M
5thApprentice
- I do stuff 🖒
- I do stuff 🖒
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Stuff will do nicely@5thApprentice

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Rae
Professional layabout
Doing nothing since 2018 with style
Professional layabout
Doing nothing since 2018 with style
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
That is perfect. I'd hire you....just to sit there and look pretty. @SW-User

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@pennynoodles when do I start?
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Yay. @SW-User
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
They made 500 for each of us. Seriously. I do not know why since I have never handed one out. Waste of money. The box is collecting dust in a drawer in my cubical. I never carry any around.
It has my name, employer, contact info. Pretty basic.
It has my name, employer, contact info. Pretty basic.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ah but I wanted you to make your own up. ....one that is more suited to you. @JoyfulSilence
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Artist
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
And your description? @SweetMae
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Picklebobble
Purveyor of wit and wisdom
Consultation by appointment
Purveyor of wit and wisdom
Consultation by appointment
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oh you're a purveyor huh? @Picklebobble2
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@pennynoodles Best purveyor there is.
nevergiveup · M
J.V.C. property care. it has a picture of a house on it
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
If you don't want an expert,I'm your man.
jackson55 · M
Mr.Fixit. A friend bought me a tee shirt that says that on it.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You sound useful 😁@jackson55
jackson55 · M
[@ Friends and family seem to think so.
Mind your own...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Okay. @ManIsEatingEarthUpLikeCandy
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
You made a mistake
But your bad fortune is my good!
But your bad fortune is my good!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
OO sounds a bit sinister that one. @Longpatrol
sciguy18 · M

pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Brilliant@sciguy18

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On the scrap heap
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You can find very useful stuff on scrapheaps......so Ive been told. @SW-User
GeniUs · 56-60, M
Licensed to Fill
Any little hole you may have.
Any little hole you may have.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Do you do ironing too?@GeniUs
GeniUs · 56-60, M
Yep 'Show me the crease, I'll sort it with my piece.'
Karmalives · 51-55, M
*KARMA is only a Bitch if you are* Choose your battles wisely. 😜

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Postie Extraordinare
Always Cumming in your back entrance...
Always Cumming in your back entrance...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Nah, faulty sack.

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@pennynoodles Applause to you XXX...Very funny x
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
😁@SW-User