What would you like to do if you stood on The Great Wall of China?

You'd make Sky News if you did that. @Wol62

@pennynoodles Should i shave it first?

Do you think Sky News are going to zoom in on it? @Wol62

@pennynoodles Dunno.

Perhaps shave if you're concerned. But don't leave it stubbly. A stubbly butt never looks good on the news.

@pennynoodles oh, I get it, I shaved it once in the shower.

your butt? I bet you itched for days

@pennynoodles Yeah it did, how did you guess?

Cos I've seen people in the queue at Tesco....all scratching away. I presumed it was from shaving...

@pennynoodles Oh right, well probably, was not a good idea and I ended up with a plaster on it.

Ouchie@Wol62