What are some annoying things you can do in an elevator?

When no one is in the elevator, make a tape outline of a body and splash a little ketsup in the area. Then when someone comes in, you just keep looking down at it and going "TSK, TSK, TSK".
Pretend you have a dog or child with you and keep trying to coax it in...all the while holding the doors open.
Make sound effect noises for all occasions:Ding for when the doors open, a grating buzzing noise when the numbers are pushed, say the word "scratch" when someone itches...."scratch, scratch, scratch...."

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firefall · 61-69, M

when I was working in a skyscraper, one of my work friends would make a point, when we entered an elevator together, to start a conversation in the middle, and make it ludicrously exciting (or just ludicrous). Like
"... wait, she got knocked up again? which manager was it this time?"
'... oh, and he really DID get arrested with a watermelon?"
"... I know, I know, but we've already got the guards bribed, so how hard can that lock be"

(a few of the more memorable)

LILY61

@firefall thanks for that...they did that bit on Frasier...it was hilarious!of course, it was more about smuggling things 'cause she is British and he was a cop

firefall · 61-69, M

@LILY61 yeah, it's an old bit - I think my friend got it from A Glimpse of Tiger (book published in the '60s), but it probably wasnt even original to that.

firefall · 61-69, M

@LILY61 It could be a real challenge, when he left it openended and I had to come up with something plausible and scandalous to carry the conversation on with

LILY61

@firefall i have that uncontrollable laughing thing. i would probably lose it and laugh til i cried.

firefall · 61-69, M

@LILY61 that's how it ended for me about half the time, too