Have you ever had an embarrassing nickname?

Yeah, while in the AF, I was new at the fire house, being introduced, and with the Fire Chief there too, one of the other GIs, says, "Spanky!" You look like Spanky from the little rascals" That moniker stuck with me both on official duties and off base functions. Later when a female bartender-really good friend learned of it-she swore she'd never, and never did refer to me that way, but the other female bartenders did.