Would you rather be given a wedgie or swirly if given a choice?

It's the mid-90's and this bully of yours has given you a tough choice. Unless you give him an alternative.

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Teggy

I believe the correct thing to do is hug him as tight as you can and begin head-butting as hard as you can to his face till he falls to the ground... make sure he stops moving before you stop though or your getting the swirly.

quietfighter · 26-30, M

@Teggy