ED2of6 · 36-40, M
I'm assuming that you must have been sprayed by a skunk before or something (if so I just wonder when and how it happened) or did he just ask completely out of the blue from left field or what?

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some dude asked me to give him a bath. 😆
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CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F
I had one person tell me my hair would look great in a box under his bed.
CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F
@marsbar he's a crack head. Seriously. But i can't go out of my house for any length of time before he comes bothering me. I have a strictly no drug addicts dating rule 😐
marsbar · F
@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic Good. Stick to that rule.
@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic Yikes!!!😨

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Had a guy on EP once send a pm saying I looked "delicious". It was paired with a pic of some dude in a garter belt and heels. 😕
marsbar · F
@SW-User 😆

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@SW-User 😂
Montanaman · M
I had a guy, pretending to be a girl, pretending to be a guy... want me to call him/her, and tell them what I'd like to do to them/him/her.😵
DMDawson · 70-79, F
Some guy on here once asked me where my house was.

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@DMDawson Wow, like someone would really give their address to an online stranger lol 😂. What a fool.
DMDawson · 70-79, F
He offered to come over and make tea and biscuits too 😂@SW-User
Lostpoet · M


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@Lostpoet Lol
LAlexV · M
They're all the same. Guys asking me about my girlfriend and then about the kind she of girls I like and want to know things in extreme detail. Nope. No ones going to live vicariously through me.
marsbar · F
I just got a PM yesterday from a guy I spoke briefly to in March 2017 for a few minutes. Just surface talk. That was it. The pic he sent me yesterday was a pic of a blanket with jizz all over it. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Nothing too strange but I’ve gotten a few messages from the wife pic swap people...
As soon as I say no thanks, they block me😂
As soon as I say no thanks, they block me😂
sciguy18 · M
Compared to some of the other messages I’ve heard about, you got off fairly easily.
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@SW-User 😂
marsbar · F
Yup, I’ve spoken to someone like that before. Lol

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Some weirdo wanted to buy my used underwear

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@SW-User I don't understand the appeal of used undergarments lol 😆

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@MarmeeMarch I finally had to block the weirdo he wouldn't leave me alone
MarmeeMarch · M
@SW-User yea - sickos

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Someone wanted me to pee on my feet and video it for them. Like wtf 😧

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@marsbar Ikr imagine if feetarefantastic got that message, he'd be traumatised poor guy 😧 😂
marsbar · F
@SW-User Probably 😄

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@SW-User @marsbar He would be 😂
ScarletWitch · 31-35, F
Yea. I speak to him sometimes.. hes weird... the skunk guy but I wont block someone for that.

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Lol, he is such a kid.
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
I had a guy PM me a pic of him in his soiled underwear. Pretty disgusting lol

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@deadgerbil Ewww gross Omg

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@deadgerbil Ewwwwwwwww
Bittersweet84 · 36-40, F
One guy was asking me, if I like pee.. 😂
Montanaman · M
@Bittersweet84 🤦♀️
PrivatePeeks · 26-30, F
This is in my box now:
Could you please help sissify me? I know it’s a weird request but I don’t know where to start and I always chicken out. Need a girl to encourage me to go full sissy.
Could you please help sissify me? I know it’s a weird request but I don’t know where to start and I always chicken out. Need a girl to encourage me to go full sissy.
PrivatePeeks · 26-30, F
@EKR1989 Yuck TMI
EKR1989 · 31-35, M
@PrivatePeeks Ikr? Its like a humiliation thing. Some guys get off on it I guess.
PrivatePeeks · 26-30, F
@EKR1989 We're all a bit weird. I like being spotted nude in public.

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I had a guy ask me if I had a pair of cowboy boots and would I step on his dick with them. 😣

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@marsbar 😂😂😂👍

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@marsbar You just reminded me that I actually had a guy ask me for my smelly used socks once 😂.
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@SW-User yeah, I have a foot fetish and never gotten that. I like clean feet lol
BabyLonia · F
This is one of them....but i have had a few including one where someone wanted to do a RP chat with me being an otter



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Sometimes I'm ashamed to have a penis.
abooklover · 56-60, F
@SW-User Your gender does seem to have some hum dingers on this site!

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A lass wanted me to cum on a photo of her face. 😦 Weird biexh.
Another sent me a list of photos she would send if I gave her money, like porn doesn’t exist
Another sent me a list of photos she would send if I gave her money, like porn doesn’t exist
marsbar · F
@SW-User Yup, that’s what they call it. Lol

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That’s what she called it. She was a weird woman. She was going in about how I don’t understand the harassment she goes through on sites like this because of men saying messed up sexual shut. Then she said that. I was like 😣 @marsbar @SW-User
marsbar · F
@SW-User What a hypocrite! 😅
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Dicpics explodes and somebody loses their legs
boklenholley7 · F
I had one that said "hi" then five minutes later "DROP DEAD BITCH" then he blocked me. Didn't see the message til the next day.
Also had one asking if I liked rolling in mud.
Also had one asking if I liked rolling in mud.

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@boklenholley7 Wtf 😆
LyricalOne · F
Guy wanted me to eat broccoli, sit on his face and fart. 🙄

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@LyricalOne Lmao!

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@LyricalOne LOL

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I had a guy ask me to tie him up naked and kick him in the balls barefooted 😑.