Asparagus side effects

@SW-User yeah? They are super good. Guess I’ll just have to stop sniffing pee. 😳

@awhitedot Lol. Asparagus and broccoli are my favorite vegetables. I've just had to get used to the smell. There's really no ignoring it, but like I said, it's worth it.

@SW-User yum! I am headed to your house for dinner! Just don’t follow me into the bathroom.

@awhitedot 😂 But...but...ooookkkaayyy, I won't follow you. How long will you be in there though? I only have one, and... I'm gonna need it!

@SW-User you can come in but you have to help me aim.

@awhitedot You and every other man on the planet...🙄😂

@SW-User I actually sit for that reason. I was just thinking of an excuse to get you in here with me!😁

@awhitedot 😲 I'm shocked! If you wanted to clean the bathroom so badly, why didn't you just say so? I'll keep you company while you do. 😏

I wish someone could explain what is so hard about aiming a tiny stream into a rather large bowl? And.... the walls, for crying out loud. Htf does THAT happen?

@SW-User where do you keep your toilet brush? Or should I start in the tub? I look good on my hands and knees.

And really, it’s not the aim that’s a problem, it’s the splatter coming back out of the bowl.

@awhitedot Hmmm, this is going to be fun. 😁 Start with the cleanest thing and end with the dirtiest... so sink, tub/shower, toilet, floors. *just stands enjoying the view*

Perhaps you men need to turn the power down on your nozzle. 😉

@SW-User my nozzle could use all the adjustments you care to give it!

@awhitedot *examines your nozzle thoroughly* I only see the "turn off/on" button....😕

@SW-User the only button you would find is the turn ON button.

@awhitedot And there it is....I believe we have solved the mystery of the sprayed toilet seat...😂😂

@SW-User you will have me hitting the ceiling like this!

@awhitedot Women always get the blame when the man can't keep his aim....🙄