Someone called me a scrub on a videogame... 👀 Should I be deeply offended and rage quit real life by committing seppuku?

@jackson55 Where can I get the cheap knockoff variety?

@SerenitiesScars Try Amazon, they have everything else.

@jackson55 *tanto (meant to post that here)

@WesTheHuman Where do I buy “gud” And are they a prostitute who will do things to me?

You getting way ahead of yourself.. First you get the skillz. Then you use the skillz to get gud. Then you can use that to protect your virginity until you're 40 and THEN you get the prostitute.

@WesTheHuman :( this sounds like math... :( *Goes back to just being an alcoholic*

Mmmmmm! They can make a romantic comedy about the event after I’m gone! @Eternity

@SerenitiesScars it's called a tanto

@SerenitiesScars the blade you would use I mean

@Kingfish28 And if I do it three times maybe I’d make the news?

Ima be famous for like 5 seconds! Much worth it! Doing now #AfterLifeGoals! @Kingfish28

@littlepinklotus Psssshhh! I better learn to talk a whole lot of shot then! 👀 so that I can be one of the cool kids..

@NickiHijab learn Bish!