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I very nearly just fell down the stairs & broke my neck there. Ex-boyfriend who’s on the phone with his new girlfriend told me to Sshhh!!

He’s too kind 😂😂😂
NorthernBear · 51-55, M
Say "Are you coming back to bed?" loud enough for her to hear on the other end. 😈
vader2112 · 46-50, M
@NorthernBear no no no!! I want my money. She doesn’t exist anymore I’m trapoed here longer.
xixgun · M
I suggest flinging crockery at him at high velocity.
@xixgun no, ‘cause then I’d have to clean it up & buy more. & ugh.
xixgun · M
@SevenTierCrazyCake Then do like everyone else and tell your ex to fuck off out of your life.
@xixgun if only it were that easy.
In that case, ex is excellent.
vader2112 · 46-50, M
@Mamapolo2016 What she said.
@Mamapolo2016 Lol! Love that.
Lostpoet · M
It's cool that you guys can still hangout.
Lostpoet · M
@SevenTierCrazyCake that's how I like my women. Lol
SW-User
@Lostpoet 😂 😍
@Lostpoet best of luck to you then. Lol!
SW-User
At least he still notices you
@SW-User oh, if only he didn’t!
vader2112 · 46-50, M
What a model human being.
@vader2112 he is a delight, yes. Lol!
SW-User
@SW-User I had to stifle a laugh.
SW-User
SW-User
Nice to know he cares
@SW-User as interesting as that thought is I would’nt do that to the dogs.
SW-User
@SevenTierCrazyCake They'd probably enjoy it. We had a rat in the house one night, not pleasant. I always suspected the milkman because we'd cancelled the milk.
@SW-User oddness.
It's so helpful after a breakup when the ex reminds you WHY you broke up.
@Mamapolo2016 it is. Lol!
That's like "Stop it! You're bleeding all over the tablecloth!"
Unlearn · 41-45, M
What are you doing there?
@Unlearn waiting on my money. He’s buying me out of the house.
SW-User
Shame you didn’t fall on his head
@SW-User possibly. Lol!
curiosi · 61-69, F
Didn't you guys just break up last night?
goliathtree · 56-60, M
Get your cash and get out!
@goliathtree I’m trying!
SW-User
My ex would probably shove me down the stairs 😅
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How are you in the same vicinity as your ex-boyfriend for him to be able to shush you ? Hope you weren’t hurt, btw.
Thank you for asking this. It's explained in the other comments.@bijouxbroussard
@bijouxbroussard only temporarily.
@Mamapolo2016 thank you. But I can answer for myself. 🙂

 
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