What would you consider unlucky?

Betting on fart and being wrong

Voting for trump

Being late for my own funeral...

Losing the winning lottery ticket.

Me lol

Going to the dentist who irreparably mutilated me a year ago.
My head will never be the same. By the way, the dentist is Dr. Ronald Lubovich in Nashville, Tennessee. If he doesn't like me sharing my story with the world, he can come and shoot me.