Satan almost died in a fire. Ironic.

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Mamapolo2016 · F
My ex-husband, drunk, would have managed burning the house down if our dog hadn't roused him from his stupor. The kitchen was a casualty. He left a cast iron skillet full of cooking oil on high and passed out in his recliner.

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Cap fits?

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It could but it would be unlikely to burn a house down