What should I request my butler to wear this morning whilst delivering my breakfast in bed?

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As little as possible?🤔😹😹😹😱

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

But he is cooking the bacon first; we don't want his nether regions to get splashed by bacon spit..@TheSirfurryanimalWales