*smacks you in the face with a book* There was a spider 😱😱😱

celine211 · 22-25, F

Ohh damn now its on your face let me get that for you..oh look now there a mosquito too don't worry i'll get it too

*kiss your face*
There was a cream 😁😁😁

Dewms

Dont hurt spiders and dont hurt meeee 😾😾😾😾😾

Sadwithasmile · 22-25, M

*scrapes your face with a cheese grater.* there were maggots

SW-User

Hey thanks!! Can I see his squished remains? It's not that I don't believe you...I just want to see

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Timmy? TIMMY?!?!?!

*cradles dead spider*

[big][i]TIMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!![/i][/big]

Nice excuse to smack someone!! I am going to use that one. 😈

deadgerbil · 22-25

*rubs my face and tears up

'No there wasn't!'😢

*runs away

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

In the words of Daffy Duck.....🦆[b]Thath dethpicable ![/b]🙄

Tminus6453 · M

*Walks away with spidey guts on my face* 😞