I bet when you were born they thought the afterbirth had come out first.
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Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
@ProdigalSummer that may just mean that your insane. I’ve only ever met one funny woman.
ProdigalSummer · F
@Mattybthebest you must lead a very lonely life
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Yes. Yes I do.
SW-User
Ouch. So you're saying I murdered my mom?
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Intentionally... @SW-User
SW-User
@Mattybthebest 1st degree murder. OMG. I am truly the devil.
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
The Devil Incarnate. @SW-User. To you empathy is a dirty word. And you smell like cherries.
SW-User
I know you are, but what am I?
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
@SW-User what the fuck! How did you do that? You just completely flipped what I said! Your sort of evil genius. Makes sense with a name like that...
SW-User
@Mattybthebest Calm down there sparky...