Please provide your favorite joke.

What we used to do is we used to call toll free no of homeshop 18 and one of my guy friend he is very very funny he mimics everybody so we called n he became a baby .. n in babies voice he is talking n saying uncle uncle my mother wants to buy 3 bra that Katrina kaif wears she wants to look sexy ... so again he siad the same than all of a sudden one of my female friend came n we said her u have to become a mother she said ok .. she is saying that . bro why don’t u understand ? My child he is telling you that he wants bra n panty for me I want to look sexy why don’t you send that to us ? I want green blue red orange all bra and panty I should look sexy ..

N she talked some sexy things n cut the call lol