Please provide your favorite joke.

Once we were smoking hukka at our terrace me and my guy friends so 2 of my friends went outside to bring coal from a restaurant nearby .. so we were speaking about the most ghostly places in India .. so after sometime one of my friend he saw in the window of an opposite building a ghost face n he showed me so than came 1 of my friend we told him about that ghost or something than I said them that one more friend will arrive just tell him to see in the opposite building windows please don’t tell him ghost is there .. so he came n we said her see in that building something is there he asked what and he is smiling .. he was seeing in other window .. than he was smiling face and asked me is there some kissing is going on ? Than all of s sudden he saw that window n he said mummy n he made such a terrible face n we all ran away .. he went n said his parents n her dad he opened the window at night around 2-3 am n seeing there n telling that ghost come n take him away shouting loudly lol .. than whole night he n his brother didn’t sleep lol