Please provide your favorite joke.
Any jokes are good, from knock knock jokes to offensive ones. Give me a good laugh.
22-25, F
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SapphicHeart · F
It's maybe more a story than a real joke... Anyway, he it goes...
[quote]A man is driving down a mountainous road in his sports car. It is a beautiful day. He has his convertible top down, and he's driving along enjoying the majesty of the environment. He sees another car approaching, and as it gets closer, he notices that a woman is driving and she has her head out of the window. As the two cars come closer, he slows down and hears the woman yell "PIG!" The man quickly reacts by yelling back, "COW!" The lady's car moves up the winding road and the man continues on his way. As he picks up speed and goes around the next turn in the road, he runs right into a large pig.[/quote]
[quote]A man is driving down a mountainous road in his sports car. It is a beautiful day. He has his convertible top down, and he's driving along enjoying the majesty of the environment. He sees another car approaching, and as it gets closer, he notices that a woman is driving and she has her head out of the window. As the two cars come closer, he slows down and hears the woman yell "PIG!" The man quickly reacts by yelling back, "COW!" The lady's car moves up the winding road and the man continues on his way. As he picks up speed and goes around the next turn in the road, he runs right into a large pig.[/quote]