I should tell him I have every disease on the menu

Sometimes personality can count as "birth control"

"My herpes ARE my birth control"

I would ask in return what he's implying.. lol

Ask him if he approves of communism

Tell him your 8.5 months pregnant and don’t know what the source of the discharge is.

Cautious little man, good for him

You should 🤣

Oh boy. 🤦

What a sweet talker you got there...tell him "yeah, I always disinfect my strapon"

“Hang on a sec. I’m on hold with AIDS hotline “ ... 😏

No he will find out

I have a potential abortion hanging out of me right now. Just have to get a wire coat hanger

"Diseased? One of my nipples literally just fell off."

Tell him you have weeping pustules 😆

Does that dude have game or what?? :)