I should tell him I have every disease on the menu

"My herpes ARE my birth control"

Sometimes personality can count as "birth control"

"Diseased? One of my nipples literally just fell off."

I would ask in return what he's implying.. lol

Ask him if he approves of communism

I have a potential abortion hanging out of me right now. Just have to get a wire coat hanger

Tell him your 8.5 months pregnant and don’t know what the source of the discharge is.

What a sweet talker you got there...tell him "yeah, I always disinfect my strapon"

“Hang on a sec. I’m on hold with AIDS hotline “ ... 😏

Cautious little man, good for him

You should 🤣

Oh boy. 🤦

Tell him you have weeping pustules 😆

No he will find out

Does that dude have game or what?? :)