Ouch!

So glad that is not mine!

😂😂😨

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BondGirl84 · 36-40, F

Seen a dick that small in real life... he was like 'yea take all of me in!' I'm like... Yea don't brag about that sweetheart!

kate21 · 26-30, F

Some kinky men like being told how small it is. @BondGirl84

Xuan12 · 31-35, M

@BondGirl84 Makes being average feel okay.

BondGirl84 · 36-40, F

@kate21 there's a difference between kinky & small... the guy in question defo thought he was bigger than what he was lol I didn't realise it came in that size!

Bernie2 · 51-55, M

@BondGirl84 Hung like a button mushroom?

BondGirl84 · 36-40, F

@Bernie2 pretty much lol

Bernie2 · 51-55, M

@BondGirl84 LOL...reminds me of a time in Austria when I was skiing and the resort next to us was for nude skiers!

Xuan12 · 31-35, M

@BondGirl84 @kate21 @Bernie2 To be fair though, this statue clearly used to have more dick than it now has. It was obviously ground down to it's current state, probably by a histrionic young celebrity heiress trying to make a name for herself twerking him into this sad state.