Ouch!

Some kinky men like being told how small it is. @BondGirl84

@BondGirl84 Makes being average feel okay.

@kate21 there's a difference between kinky & small... the guy in question defo thought he was bigger than what he was lol I didn't realise it came in that size!

@BondGirl84 Hung like a button mushroom?

@Bernie2 pretty much lol

@BondGirl84 LOL...reminds me of a time in Austria when I was skiing and the resort next to us was for nude skiers!

@BondGirl84 @kate21 @Bernie2 To be fair though, this statue clearly used to have more dick than it now has. It was obviously ground down to it's current state, probably by a histrionic young celebrity heiress trying to make a name for herself twerking him into this sad state.