An earthquake happened earlier today as we were sleeping.

Once I woke up to a girl screaming in my ally.

I was totally nude.

I put on a pair of shorts an ran outside.

Fuckn girl was screaming bloody murder cause she got an old piece of banana on her arm
🤨

Young girls. Don’t scream bloody murder unless your about to be murdered.

Every guy that hears it instantly turns into Batman. An some of us can’t take that much adrenaline

Are you ok? Safe?

if you ever have to wake up in an emergency and have to show yourself in a way you less want exposed, don't fret, most you will be surrounded with will be sharing that experience and not a first thought will come about attire

The question is... what is the purpose of the lightweight fireproof turkish cotton temple warrior robe and water bottle under the bed?

Didn't know you got earthquakes in Holland! Nothing ever happens in Ireland apart from the odd ghost.

Y'all don't have air conditioning?

oh that’s scary. are you and your fam safe tho?

That is scary. Glad you are okay.

Lol